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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

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I recently joined this Michael Antonio contest open to all female girls out there and get a chance to win a pair of shoes from them. The mechanics is so simple.

1) Like Michael Antonio’s page on Facebook.

2) Go to any participating Michael Antonio store (SM Annex, North Edsa or Power Plant Mall, Rockwell) and look for a pair of shoes you want to win.

3) Mention “chuvaness” and ask permission to take a photo or phone pic of the desired shoe.*

4) Post the picture at the Michael Antonio Facebook page and describe the outfit you would wear with it.

5) Promo starts from now until June 15, 2011.

6) Three winners will be chosen by Michael Antonio Philippines and announced on chuvaness.com and on Facebook.

*P.S. If ever the shoes are out of stock in the winner’s size, Michael Antonio will provide any other style the winner will choose.

My entry was this picture with this description:

“I can already imagine all the possible outfits this pair could “sexify”. As for me, I plan to wear this on my April 2012 wedding paired with my equally beautiful traje de boda-an elaborated streamlined wedding dress in lace and tulle. I believe I’ve found a simple yet so chica shoes that perfectly goes with it. Yes, I will wear a 5-inch heel as long as it makes me pretty. :D

To very kind and generous Michael Antonio Philippines, I’m a Tanaz size 7. :p

Special Thanks to Josh of MA SM Annex for accommodating. :)”

I hope I will be chosen so I could have a perfect shoes for my wedding. Wish me luck! :)

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